Platipus As A Pet In This PC World Of Ours......?

In this PC world of ours......? - platipus as a pet

... We must be very careful in our descriptions (Case confuse your average man on the street)
What do you think of what follows.

Can we tried the name "Platipus platypus', the 'Platipus' because he is not a duck.
Blue Whale .. The last time I checked was not completely blue.
The water buffalo ... It is composed of water.
Giant Toad ... It is made from sugar cane.
Fish Eagle ... Without fish.
Bald Eagle .. Not soon.
Flying Fox .. It `sa Monkey.
Chives ... a source at the hearing.
Bean ... Try to transplant.

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